Jer: So Tracy, are you ever having that kid? It feels like it's been forever.
Tracy: Trust me, if I had the choice I would get this parasite out of me right now. I don't know why she won't just be born already.
Tracy: I can't sleep, I have insane heart burn, I look like a whale, my back aches, and who designs maternity clothes anyways?
Dave: Your mom said being pregnant was the best time of her life.
Tracy: Why can't you hate your inlaws like a normal person?!