If you've never seen meconium before, it comes as quite a surprise coming out of your child. It is a weird tar like substance that doesn't look like it should ever come out of a human. Another one of the "beautiful" things most people don't tell you about child birth.
Dave: First diaper ever. Here goes nothing.
[[Dave and Tracy with shocked faces]]
[[Dave and Tracy looking very confused]]
Nurse 1: You didn't warn them of the meconium did you?
Nurse 2: And miss this?